Sorry My Haircut Offended Your Fragile Faith

It’s a pixie cut and still too much woman for your insecure, purity-policing bullshit. Pray on that.

“What kind of mother lets her daughter look like a disgusting lesbian?”- my religious, judgmental “sister,” texting my mom.

First of all, I am 33, I don’t need my mother’s permission for anything.

Second of all… disgusting lesbian?

Say it louder! What an iconic f*cking compliment. 😌