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Good Kids Die Young
We are being louder, messier, bright-coloured humans while the traditional and evangelical world clutches its pearls.
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Breanna Brown
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The Documentary I Want Doesn’t Exist
Until someone shows the awkward, messy, euphoric firsts, seconds and tenths of cult survivors, the rest is just trauma porn.
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The Rolling Hills of Tuscany
The postpartum “glow” they envied was just malnourishment in a knee-length skirt.
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The Pastor’s Wife Called - I Hung Up and Put On Jeans
The unexpected crisis of realizing you can actually choose your own clothes.
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A Riot On My Hands
Spoiler alert: It’s not about modesty, darling
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Season 4: Character Development, Bitch
Fourteen pounds, a belly slap, and the only review that matters.
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The Surface I Fought For
How I learned to breathe again beneath the weight of him.
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Saltwater and Cumulus
I clawed at the universe to cradle what remained
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Ink and Breath
The sacred weight no ghosts of paid hours can buy
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Baptized in Their Expectations
I stepped into cold water and out of myself
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Bravery Beyond the Spotlight
Why disappointing those you love can save the person you’re meant to be.
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Hot Grandma Energy
Wearing vintage, channeling defiance, and making the patriarchy deeply uncomfortable - just like she did.
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